Take a look at this guy – the Deacon of Landover Baptist Church.
(landoverbaptist.org)
I’m still trying to figure out of these people are serious…
Who We Are and What We (And God) Believe:
We are a Bible believing, Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Church. We are 157,286 members strong. Our Church Campus is located in Freehold, Iowa and rests on 35 acres of some of the most beautiful country you’d ever care to set your eyes upon. Our church holds 28 paid pastors, 131 paid deacons, 412 full time staff members, LCA (Landover Christian Academy), LCU (Landover Christian University), 11 fully equipped chapels, Four 2,000 seat sanctuaries, Three 5,000 seat main sanctuaries, the world’s largest Christian Mall, a Christian Amusement Park (Landover Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), A PGA 18 Hole Golf Course, 3 Fitness Centers, 4 Olympic sized swimming pools, Landover Village…
God willing I’ll have 4 olympic sized swimming pools and a golf course all to myself..
some of the most incredible reading material I have ever read. Its so shocking that its hard to believe. Rush Limbaugh and Bill Oreilly don’t even have as offensive of websites!
Here’s some exemplary content:
” How Comes The Obama Gets To Be A Presidents?
Mr. Hannity was talking about our Lord Jesus as usuals and then brought him up a picture of the gang city rapper he called the Obama… Learn More!
Why Did Jesus Have Long Hair Like a Homo?
If the false images of Jesus with long hair are a stumbling block for you, then just tear them out of your Bible. For a more accurate example of what Jesus would look like if He were walking amongst us today… Learn More!
Why Does God Hate Trailer Trash?
Indeed, tornadoes have long been referred to by True Christians™ as “the twirling fingers of the Lord,” which He uses to poke and scratch at scabs and obliterate things that displease Him… Learn More!
Will I see My Grandpa Naked After the Rapture?
Well, the answer is quite simple. In Heaven, there’ll simply be no need for genitals. Our guess is that the Lord is pretty disgusted after having to watch… Learn More!
Do Retardeds Go to Heaven?
As I always say, it is not for us to question how the Lord gets his kicks, but basically, unless your retarded, deaf, dumb and blind sister finds some way of understanding that Jesus died for her sins… Learn More!“
Paint Your Easter Eggs With Arab Blood! Pastor Deacon Fred delivers a soul stirring Easter message that celebrates our American Christian Freedom!
Wow.
Quite oppositely I’ve been enjoying John Micheal Greer’s Arch Druid Report: Druid perspectives on nature, culture, and the future of industrial society
http://thearchdruidreport.blogspot.com/
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